Calling out CC

[Chad Smith]

Alright, well maybe not really - but whats up with this shit?? Are you really a C and D student? Mommy and daddy expected more from you.

 

[CCarter]

LOL wow - you motherfuckers have too much time on your hands... You're screenshot doesn't do any justice to the work put into the site, so gather round children, let me tell you a story... Lesson Fucking #1: First off let's actually show the REAL screenshot of the page:

^^ That's a lot more green then most can attain... Let's give me some credit for some of that green lacking in your OP screenshot.

Lesson Fucking #2 - Let's go into leveraging browser cache - the slower children need to pay extra attention since this might be a bit hard to comprehend like it is to the fucking OP:

^^ Hopefully you can fucking read the explanations, as well I don't actually need to address why real-time javascript cannot be cached... (have you taken a look at our affiliate program with fucking real-time affiliate tracking on the site for visitors you send to the fucking site: https://www.serpwoo.com/affiliate?)

Why don't I move the javascripts to different folders? Cause that would add motherfucking latency by adding a new .htaccess file within that folder that has to be parsed. As well the files in those folders that cannot be parsed are updated sometimes hourly, so I simply cannot have them leverage browser caching. Some of those javascripts aren't even javascript files but security measures that render depending upon who is detected to being on the site.

Try visiting the fucking members area without a referring http call, javascript won't even render, meaning the login, create an account, and other forms that are normally spammable don't render:

why? Since cock sucking spam robots call each javascript file separately, while faggot browsers call them with a proper referral call, hence why I get no spam on the website. All you have to do is take a look at the dick sucking contact form on SW, turn off javascript:

- Gee fucking willikers batman, the form disappeared, why? Cause spam bots can't read javascript, so I never get spam from that contact form, yet it's doesn't require captcha... The question is have you seen captcha anywhere on the website? No, why? cause it is due to probably some of those files not leveraging browser cache...

So what looks like a mistake some fucking noob would make, but a person of my caliber simply would never overlook - is literally that, something a person of my caliber would simply not overlook...

Lesson Fucking #3 - Do I have to explain why several of these scripts simply cannot be left to defer parsing? Since they are real-time or needed for future functionality that's coming online, or motherfucking gasp... needed to be parsed BEFORE, in order to render the page...?

Lesson Fucking #4 - The difference between me and you is I simply manifested into this plane of existence at a higher vibration - the level I operate at is beyond comprehension to all but myself. If this is the length of some of my security measures, surely there is some other logical explanation to "errors" that you see, yet only fucking newbies would make? Maybe it's simply out of your grasp?

Maybe I don't want to explain to this dick sucker OP that image dimension doesn't matter cause of my setup after the image has been downloaded once, since it's cached for a month. Maybe since I know the home page has less then 50 http calls with only 1.66MB in size (with 2 images accounting for 1MB of that 1.66MB), and every single other thing is on point, adding code to serve scaled images would increase the latency since... I've fucking tested it you cunt, and those errors were simply something not worth addressing? Or you should probably take a quick look at your GtMetrix sidebar on your screenshot:

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You're a child, all you've done is wasted my time and now wasted my weekend since now I have to input new security measures to stop spammers.

You stupid fucking cunt... Next time when you take shots at the throne, you better not miss. I was 100% spam free from all forms, but now since I gotta answer these silly questions from children I gotta up my magic to continue evading spam bots through using my brain and not following the pack of captcha, re-captcha, and captcha forever... Fucking children these days, have no respect for their idols...

Lesson Fucking #5: Why am I fucking cursing? So this fucking page won't fucking show up in the SERPs you fucking cunts (SafeSearch)...

Piece of shit motherfucker, cunts...

I'm going to do everything to get this faggot thread removed from the fucking SERPs... Loading up GSA SER and Xrumer right now fuckwhads... Viagra. Cialis, Click Here for Porn.

Gifs for people that had to listen to that fucking cursing:

Good night, fuckers...

 

[learningcurve]

Holy fucking shit balls. That escalated quickly.

The OP right now.

Thread backfire:

 

[Calamari]

OP served up a meatball with his first post.

I'd say ban him but he is so good at bringing attention to serpwoo that he is probably now on the payroll.

 

[CCarter]

Finally fucking lesson:

^^ 123.9MBs in size, 37.52 seconds loading, page is slower than 96% of all tested urls... Success, that's how you make sure a page never shows up in the SERPs... motherfuckers...

Click here for more porn.

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Too bad the knowledge dropped will go un-seen to the Googlers...

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[MetaData]

Way to go OP, you got BuSo de-indexed

 

[turbin3]

Prepare your anus, OP.

 

[LiptonIce]

Who is this peasant?

 

[Ryuzaki]

CCarter in this thread:

 

[envy]

Op got rekt harder than he does after a yucky night at a gay bar

 

[Plumberian]

Flippin Heck CC, Who rattled your chain?